The History of Flat Earth

The History of Flat Earth

The history of our Flat Earth,

presented to you in rhyme,

from ancient man's recordings,

to this present day in time.

Every ancient culture,

written within their scriptures,

knew the earth was flat and still,

from the Mayans to the Egyptians.

The Vedics, Norse and Incas,

to mention but a few.

Come summer, Autumn, winter,

any season, they just knew.

That they were going nowhere,

unlike the celestial bodies,

like clockwork right above them,

in the sky, no less than Godly.

They trusted their own senses,

and lived in harmony with the land,

unlike us senseless morons,

who have failed to understand.

A need for symbiosis,

an exchange of energy.

It seems we have psychosis,

and derangement presently.

Currently we are as dirty,

as species can ever go,

so whatever shape our earth is,

our relationship with it is low.

So what happened in between,

to make us change our minds,

& chop down everything that's green,

and forget we are divine?

Let us take a peep,

at the foundations of our beliefs.

Could they be made of sand & straw?

I present to you the history in brief:

Pythagoras of Samos,

around 500 BC,

a Greek mathematician,

and philosopher took the lead.

He entered uncharted territory,

and made his notions clear,

theorising hypothetically,

that the earth could be a sphere.

But few men in their nation,

took his notions far on board.

Said to be the the first freemason,

by many folk, can't be ignored.

Fast forward 100 years,

and we come to the brains of Plato,

another Greek Philosopher,

with a head like a mashed potato.

Who proposed the earth was spherical,

as well as being geocentric.

Emphasis on the word theoretical,

however well meant & authentic.

His student Aristotle,

wrote a book called 'On the Heavens',

presenting his new model,

that can be flattened in 60 seconds.

He theorised that watching ships,

sailing 'over' the horizon,

as well as the cause of the eclipses,

proved the curve, but he was no wise man.

'Cause now, with modern day telescopes,

we can see this is just not that case,

with multiple magnitude zoom lens,

the ships stay in focus at the base.

Lunar eclipses throughout history,

have been recorded on many occasions,

to show up before reaching sunset.

It was no mystery to the ancients.

Who spoke of a body called Rahu,

that was said to obscure the sun & moon.

How it can be the earth's shadow,

in these cases, on a sunny afternoon?

250 BC, Eratosthenes,

another Greek dude & his sticks,

came up with a crazy hypothesis,

based on mere presumptions & tricks.

He measured the light and the shadows,

with his sticks, on parts of the plain,

assuming the sun to be so far away,

that conclusions were wrong, once again.

However if we use plain trigonometry,

the distance of the sun's not that far,

which leads us to ponder the oddity,

of presumptions, that seem quite bizarre.

These notions were filed, and forgotten,

for around fifteen hundred odd years!

Yet they teach this baloney, in classrooms today,

without a revision? oh dear!

Fast forward to 1522,

and we jump ahead to Ferdinand Magellan,

an acclaimed Portuguese explorer,

who sailed the plain, not a melon.

It was then claimed that circumnavigation,

meant the earth was a ball, not a plain?

Once again fooling their Nations,

to fall for the Globalist game.

In 1543 Nicolas Copernicus,

days before giving up the ghost,

published his book “On the revolutions,

of the celestial spheres”, now that's close!

Then came the 'Copernican revolution',

yet even by his own admission,

he claimed that it was just a hypothesis,

and therefore, why should anyone listen?!

Danish astronomer, Tycho Brahe,

argued against the proclaimed model.

Unable to see stellar parallax,

wrote Copernicus off as an odd ball.

At the beginning of the 17^th century,

Tycho Brahe began the construction,

of the largest ever observatory to date,

with the help of emperor Rudolph's instruction.

The German astronomer Kepler,

was accepted as Brahe's apprentice,

Kepler however, was kept from,

astro-data but his will was relentless.

The two finally came to blows,

and Kepler was turfed out the joint.

One year later, Mr Brahe forgave him,

to his detriment, and final end point.

One month later, Brahe dropped dead,

mercury found on his moustache.

Kepler, the most likely culprit,

must have been having a laugh!

With access to all of the data,

and the observatory, he now had free rein,

which he utilised of course, to greaten,

his Copernican spiel, once again.

In 1609 astronomer,

Galileo Galeae,

purchased one of the first telescopes,

his mis info is still put out today.

Interpreting observations,

based on the Copernican dream.

Assumptions are by no means foundations,

and things are not always, what they seem.

Then came the next 'bright spark', Newton,

with his convenient theory of 'gravity',

knowing that if the earth spun around,

we would all be in major calamity.

So he pondered this under an apple tree,

& one day, one fell on his head,

followed by a sci-fi catastrophe,

for generations we have all been mislead.

'Cause no-one has ever found a graviton,

and it's all just speculation & theory.

Just as we witness with a hot air balloon,

buoyancy is the force at play, clearly.

He claimed that this very same 'G' force,

was responsible for dragging a ball,

around our celestial body, the sun,

right, of course, it makes no sense at all.

In seventeen seventy three,

Captain Cook, the first modern explorer,

circled the Antarctic ice wall,

in search for a gap in the border.

His journey took three years for completion,

on a sixty thousand mile trip.

It is wise then, to believe with good reason,

that they reached the edge with their ships.

In seventeen eighty three,

the hot air balloon was invented,

& the horizon rose to eye level, you see,

as they floated in mid air, suspended.

Prominent writers gave accounts,

of what they were able to see.

To their very shock and astonishment,

the earth appeared as flat as can be.

Then came good old Henry Cavendish,

in the year of 1797,

who came up with some really outlandish,

pseudo-scientific suggestions.

Hanging big balls side by side,

suspended in his lab, I mean shed!

In attempt to prove Newton's 'gravity',

by observing the motions of lead?

Good old well to do British,

with more balls than the hint of a brain.

His experiment was questioned by critics,

& never repeated successfully again.

In the mid 1900's, a French man,

named Gaspard Gustave Coriolis,

pioneered another extension,

to the fairytale, and many now know this.

By flushing water down a sink,

he believed this pale demonstration,

gave proof of a ball earth that spins round & round,

but it had zilch to do with location.

His experiments were inherently flawed,

down at their very foundation,

because every sink is a unique size & shape,

hence, results were a big fabrication.

In eighteen sixty four,

a doctor named Samuel Rothbotom,

shook up the flat plane once more,

presenting his views, not so common.

His book was called “Earth Not a Globe”,

and stirred up the scientific community,

By observing what is under our nose,

it is clear what we're taught is just lunacy.

He conducted a number of experiments,

involving the Bedford canal,

accumulating a pile of evidence,

demonstrating with great rationale.

That water remains at a level,

& that water just does not curve.

Samuel, an early flat earth rebel,

came equip with a whole lot of nerve.

1861, George Airy,

conducted the 'Airy's failure',

attempting to prove earth's rotation.

The findings were not in his favour.

The Michaelson-Morley experiment,

attempted to prove earths speed through space,

once again providing more evidence,

that the earth don't move, time to lose face!

Lady Elizabeth Blunt,

upon Samuel Rothbotoms passing,

founded “The Zetetic Society”,

along with a journal, long lasting.

Then came the work of William Carpenter,

“One hundred proofs the earth not a Globe”,

Demonstrating the shortfall of curvature,

and keeping mainstream on its toes. 

1892 Alex Gleeson,

published a flat map of the world,

in hope that for all the right reasons,

it would replace other maps in a whirl.

In 1893, Gleeson published

his book, “Is the Bible from Heaven,

& is the earth a globe?”, for the public at large,

posing two fundamental, key questions.

In 1899, Tim Winship,

published 'Zetetic Cosmogony'.

A South African man with intrinsic,

information, yet another great prodigy.

1903 marked the beginning,

of those magnificent men and their planes,

demonstrating that the earth doesn't spin,

and that we live on a stationary plain.

The famous Sagnac Experiment,

was an extension of michaelson-morley,

& if ever you were seeking out evidence,

for a still earth, then this is one surely.

In 1914, William Westward,

wrote the book, 'Does the Earth Rotate? NO!”

Followed by the brilliance of Hickson,

& his flat earth book, “Kings Dethroned”.

The Nicklson-Gayle experiment,

vouched for a stationary earth.

The establishment were getting quite desperate,

as the people saw the flaws in their work.

In 1916, Albert Einstein,

had his moment, but not an epiphany,

& put a new twist in the timeline,

with his theory of 'relativity'.

His notions were used to invalidate,

those previous inconveniences,

so the guys with agendas could dominate,

and pass of eccentrics as 'geniuses'.

The top dogs knew the game was a farce,

& Einstein no more than a jester.

“What is it like to be a genius”, he was asked,

he replied “You'll have to ask Nicola Tesla”.

Next, in the 1930's

a Christian named Wilber Voliva,

clearly & surely asserted,

the reasons to be a flat earth believer.

He broadcasted from his radio station,

that stretched all the way to Australia,

& lectured across the whole nation,

on the globe myth and all of its failures.

He offered up 5000 dollars,

to anyone who could surely disprove,

that the earth was as flat as a pancake,

and that it's fixed, & it just doesn't move.

But nobody took up his offer,

'til his death, not one single taker.

So maybe deep down people knew,

the globe pushers, are sales men, fakers.

After the second world war,

German scientists formed a group known as 'NASA',

an acronym for “Not A Space Agency”,

so sorry if that leaves your world shattered.

Arthur C Clarke, in his fiction book,

spoke of the fantasy 'satellites',

one decade later, the aero-crooks,

supposedly send one into the night.

Floating in a low earth oblivion,

unphased by the thermospheres heat.

Apply logic, and the concept is silly and,

more like a con, that concrete.

The International Flat Earth Research Society,

was founded by Samuel Shenton,

in the late 50's, he lectured in schools,

and on telly, and attracted attention.

An astro-NOT by the name of Gus Grissom,

spoke openly about his all of his doubts,

that NASA would make it to the face of the moon.

He was later 'removed', taken out.

In 1969, Neil Armstrong,

was the first astroNOT on the moon.

I'm sorry to say, beg your pardon,

if you believe that, you've been very well groomed.

Then came the famous 'Blue Marble',

a supposed 'photo' of earth from the heavens,

which many today, are still marvelling,

which was no more than an artists impression.

To ensure that all flat earth enquiries,

in the future were met with fake leads,

in 1970, Leo Ferrarri,

sent them all barking up the wrong tree.

With his invention of 'The Flat Earth Society',

which he founded to promote the deception,

by using flawed arguments unjustifiably,

a Globe earth defenders best weapon.

In '71, Samuel Shenton,

parted this physical plane,

paving the way for Charles Johnson,

the next flat earth hero of his day.

Charles and his vocal wife, Margery,

launched into print “Flat Earth News”,

speaking of Flat Earth, and Big Pharmacies,

and vivisection, & unspoken taboos.

Johnson called out Leo the liar,

for turning flat earth into a joke,

then one day Johnson's house set on fire,

along with their books, up in smoke.

In 2001 Johnson died,

along with his legit information.

Leo the liar, left to muddy the waters,

with nonsense, to dupe every nation.

Then along came Eric Dubay,

who published 'The Atlantean Conspiracy”,

in two thousand and eight, to convey,

topics such as geocentricity.

In 2014, Dubay published,

his book, “The Flat Earth Conspiracy”,

shortly after, the public were hooked,

but still fighting to regain their lost liberties.

To begin with, the people were sceptical,

& many conducted experiments.

Rather than responding with ridicule,

together they compiled more evidence.

And now, for the first time in history,

the people are joining in union,

on mass, to piece together the mysteries,

in their millions, like the story of Truman.

We are living in mutable times,

false doctrines about to be lifted,

so we shall know, once again we're divine,

and in due course, the veil, shall be lifted.

For centuries, the truth rarely spoken,

and lies have been written in BOLD,

So remember to keep your mind open,

but question everything you are told.